A guy dressed in a cow suit somehow stole 26 gallons of milk at around 10:30 PM from a busy Walmart in Virginia, reports David Pierce at Inside Nova.
It gets better. Police say the 18-year-old crawled out of the store on all-fours, though there’s no word yet on whether he mooed or not.
Afterwards, the man began handing out the stolen milk jugs to passersby.
Police caught the mischievous cow at a nearby McDonald’s – without his suit, which they later found in his car.
It was probably a prank, but the biggest question remains unsolved.
How the hell he did manage to crawl out the front door of a Walmart – past the gauntlet of loss-prevention workers, cashiers and greeters – with such a massive amount of milk?
The sheriffs office says that it doesn’t have surveillance video of the incident. Any theories? Leave them in the comments.
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