Back at school, you most probably spent your fair share of time firing spitballs at one another, using the straw as your launch weapon of choice. Not only was it fun, it was also messy and disgusting at the same time, leading you to ask the “Oh God, why?” question now that you are all grown up. Unfortunately, the straw is a poor weapon of choice since it is slow to reload and does not have that much range to begin with. Good thing ThinkGeek has “graduated” you from your juvenile choice of weapon with the Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster, relying on special spitballs as the ammunition of choice known as Soft Splat ammo.
You can load 8 of them into the magazine, soak them in water for around 10 seconds, and you are good to go. Alternatively, there is the option to soak the entire ammo container in water, reload it wet and start firing away. In order to fire, just take your time to aim, pull back the handle and release. The Maximizer 60 Spitball Blaster has a working range of up to 60 feet, and there is no need to worry about Mother Nature since the spitballs are fully biodegradable.