This Lady Just Predicted the Future—Or at Least the Weather—with Asparagus Jemima Packington was born with the gift of foresight. Unfortunately, that future-vision is only legible by reading the positions of thrown asparagus. That’s right—she’s an asparamancer and she just foretold the births of two royal British heirs and Britain’s imminent trouncing of the rest of the world in the 2012 Olympics.

Watch as she deftly predicts the UK’s weather (overcast with some rain, how did she do that?!). But that’s not all, she’s already made plenty of 2012 tellings including dual royal pregnancies, a new UK party leader, the collapse of the Euro (yeah, like nobody sees that coming) and the death of a high-profile British figure (*cough* George Michael *cough*). We’ll have to see if her predictions come true but her sudden appearance in the year 2012 must be a sign of future catastrophe, or at least more shitty London weather until spring. [Buzzfeed]

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