Walmart Security Cameras Catch Chunky Naked Guy Stealing Socks What’s the world coming to when a man can’t partake in a crack-fueled, clothing-free shopping spree without the police being called? It’s tyranny, I tell you, tyranny.

The 32-year-old suspect apparently drove himself to the Walmart lot in Exton, Pennsylvania, parked his car, and then proceeded to strip buck naked before even making it to the front door. Once inside, he made his way to the customer service counter where he lifted a pair of socks from the counter and put them on before continuing his au natural shopping expedition.

The police were summarily called and took him into custody. He’s being charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, aggravated assault, and simple assault (he spit on and struck one cop while being detained). Police suspect that he was under the influence of narcotics at the time. Oh really, you think? [YouTube]

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